What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
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#1What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 12:47pm
So many of them and they are fading from my old decrepit mind far more quickly than I'd like, so let's put them in a thread so we can find them and make folks think we are wittier than we really are.
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My favorite is the Short Armed Proctologist one: "There's something wrong, I just can't put my finger on it"
I used that this week on a friend who is going in for a colonoscopy
What's your favorite?
#2What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 12:53pm
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It was an unsolved mystery, which are really just mysteries.
I just passed a huge squirrel... which is odd because I don't remember eating one.
"It's an idiom, you idiot!"
hearthemsing22
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/14/20
#3What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 12:53pm
EDSOSLO858 said: "
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It was an unsolved mystery, which are really just mysteries.
I just passed a huge squirrel... which is odd because I don't remember eating one.
I just passed a huge squirrel... which is odd because I don't remember eating one.
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HAHAHA. Also-thank you for starting this thread!! I need it.
Do any of you stop to think about how you treat others? I have no problem blocking people :) Move along if you think you're better than anyone else, because I certainly do not think that about myself.
JSquared2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/23/17
#4What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 1:24pm
"Brother, remember when we were kids, building sand castles with grandma---until grandpa told us to put her back in the urn."
Bill Snibson
Broadway Star Joined: 9/1/19
#5What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 1:26pm
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#6What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 1:30pm
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I may have lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in!
I LOST it laughing over this one!
Just give the world Love.
Updated On: 4/18/23 at 01:30 PM
chrishuyen
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/12/14
#7What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 2:00pm
Should we keep putting these in spoiler boxes or just accept that by clicking on this thread you'll see spoilers?
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What would your mother say if she were alive right now?
Get me out of this box
perfectpenguin
Stand-by Joined: 7/10/22
#8What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 2:02pm
Forget the exact wording but it’s a line from Peanut.
If you can pick up your dog, it’s probably a cat.
Fordham2015
Featured Actor Joined: 4/3/17
#9What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 2:05pm
Peanut: "If I had a crystal ball, I'd probably walk different."
#10What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 2:07pm
"It was an unsolved mystery, which are really just mysteries." I loved that one too.
Plus "He was head over heels, which is just standing upright."
Bill Snibson
Broadway Star Joined: 9/1/19
#11What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:17pm
Remember when I chopped down the Christmas tree and you asked if I was gonna put it up myself...and I said "no, in the living room"
Bill Snibson
Broadway Star Joined: 9/1/19
#12What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:19pm
"Around here...we don't care if you're an asshole...we care about what's inside the asshole...."
DEAD!!!!
jacobsnchz14
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/13/06
#13What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:25pm
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I was once convinced you had to suck out a kidney stone. (Cue Lulu with a sly smirk.)
JSquared2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/23/17
#14What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:39pm
Mobster #1: "That horse tip you gave us came in at twenty to one."
Gordy: "What's wrong with that -- those are great odds."
Mobster #2: "All the other horses came in at 12:30!"
#15What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:47pm
Lulu: These eyebrows may not be children but I’m going RAISE them.
gibsons2
Broadway Star Joined: 8/26/19
#16What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:51pm
Are these... supposed to be funny?...
JSquared2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/23/17
#17What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 3:53pm
Lulu: "Opinions are like orgasms. Once I've got mine, I don't care about yours, and mine's the only one that matters."
#18What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 4:05pm
These are all the exact same kind of stupid jokes that made me cry-laugh during Tootsie, I really need to see this show.
schubox
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/16
#19What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 4:24pm
gibsons2 said: "
Are these... supposed to be funny?..."
Look at this guy
Bill Snibson
Broadway Star Joined: 9/1/19
#20What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 4:42pm
Exactly. The guy no-one wants to be stuck talking to at a party. Oy. Exhausting.
PipingHotPiccolo
Broadway Star Joined: 6/13/22
#21What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 8:00pm
Leaf Coneybear said: ""It was an unsolved mystery, which are really just mysteries." I loved that one too.
Plus "He was head over heels, which is just standing upright.""
These are my two favorites also, especially the unsolved mystery one. All those Grey Henson lines were just killer.
cliffordbradshaw2
Stand-by Joined: 3/2/15
#22What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 8:17pm
Lulu: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. So we'll get to that.
Peanut: Remember when I peed in the pool? The lifeguard yelled so loud I almost fell in.
#23What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 10:23pm
I don't remember the phrasing but the egg-whisking joke got me instantly wet... Gordy was so hot in that scene haha ?
Caption: Every so often there was a rare moment of perfect balance when I soared above him.
DaveyG
Featured Actor Joined: 8/11/05
#24What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/18/23 at 10:37pm
gibsons2 said: "
Are these... supposed to be funny?..."
Thank god I’m not the only one.
Bill Snibson
Broadway Star Joined: 9/1/19
#25What is your favorite pun or joke from Shucked (spoilers abound)?
Posted: 4/19/23 at 8:09am
Your grandma died doin’ what she loved…makin’ toast in the bathtub.
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